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| The Song Joong Ki * |
Has Korean drama ruined you for real
men?
Traditional relationships are such a
hassle. First you have to find someone you like, which is no easy
task. Whether you try Internet dating, hit the bar scene, or ask your
friends to set you up, it won’t take long for you to realize that
the frogs of the world far, far outnumber its princes. And even when
you do find that special someone, you have to live with him.
This, as we all know, can be even harder than making an initial love
connection. From toilet seats that never get put down to Grand Theft
Auto marathons when you’d rather be watching dramas, the care and
keeping of a boy can mean lots of sacrifice and frustrating,
time-consuming work.
Well, fret no more! Boyfriend Bot(tm)
is proud to announce the release of its latest collection of
ultra-realistic boyfriend simulators: The Kdrama Male Lead. The man
of your dreams is now as close as a phone call away.
Lovingly handcrafted using the finest of
raw materials and the world’s most advanced cybernetic technologies,
you’ll swear your Boyfriend Bot is better than the real thing. He’s
low maintenance, fully waterproof, and—best of all—programmed to
learn from your every interaction. Before long, he’ll be greeting
you at the door on cold winter nights with your favorite hot
chocolate, ready to give you a professional-grade massage to erase
the cares of life.
Your Boyfriend Bot will arrive pre-loaded with a number of your
favorite Kdrama scenes and phrases, prepared to romance you and take
out the garbage without making a fuss. His delicious, built-in
washboard abs require no gym upkeep, while his lifelike gaze will
make you weak in the knees. And thanks to an initial vocabulary of
over two million words in the languages of your choice, you’ll
never run out of things to discuss with your Boyfriend Bot. (We would
say that his stellar conversation skills could fool you into
believing your Bot is another human being, but it’s immediately
obvious that the Bot’s insightful, thoughtful discussion is of a
calibre most people will never attain.)
A world of romance awaits. So what are
you waiting for?
