Can You Hear My Heart?: D (if you watch everything) / B- (if you skip the country-mouse scenes)
Lovers: D
Me Too, Flower:
C
I’ll put up with a lot when it comes to television
shows. Give me compelling characters and actors and something resembling a
coherent plot, and I’m happy. Take the universally reviled 2006 drama One
Fine Day, for example. It was
clearly created when someone dropped the scripts from about 50 previously-aired
dramas into a blender and hit the "frappe" button. Yet I loved
watching every cheesy, derivative moment and resolved that I would drop
everything and marry Gong Yoo if the opportunity ever arose.
On the other hand, some dramas just don’t do it for me,
however good everyone else may think they are. For every amazingly wonderful
show I've seen during my 6-month Kdrama obsession, I've probably watched three so-so dramas—and one that was fatally flawed. The flaw isn’t always
something big or important, but it inevitably makes it impossible for me to
suspend disbelief long enough to get wrapped up in the story.
At 30 episodes, Can You Hear My Heart? is the longest drama I’ve seen. It’s also the first
true family melodrama I’ve watched, and I suspect it will be one of the last.
This is ultimately because I’m just not cut out for shows with grandma
subplots, but in this case the drama’s length is also an issue: after a
promising start with some cute child actors, the next 15 or so episodes
did little to move the plot forward and were overstuffed with peripheral,
largely pointless characters.
The drama itself is praiseworthy in a number of ways—its
central plot is a compellingly soapy struggle for the future of a family
company. It’s stuffed to the gills with swoony bromance. It allows not one but
two disabled characters to be seen as more than just their disabilities. But
one of its characters still falls victim to a great, unspoken disability in
Korean dramas: the brainless female lead. I’m sure that the actress playing
Bong Uri, said female lead, is supposed to come off as guileless and pure, but
her big, blank stare and cartoony over-acting left me wondering just what the
difference was between her character and the show’s developmentally disabled
dad.
“I’m simple and stupid. I don’t understand complicated
people like you,” Bong Uri says in episode 23. Clearly, the writers of Can
You Hear My Heart? wanted this line to
be her big emotional declaration of independence. With it, she’s accepting her
adopted father’s “slowness” and rejecting her brother’s quest to discard the
people who raised him. It served those purposes, all right, but it also summed
up exactly what’s wrong with the character of Bong Uri: she’s a one-note,
capering woman-child, just as her father is a one-note, capering man-child.
In the past few years any number of smart, capable female
characters have been featured in Kdramas—pretty much every girl in Protect
the Boss, The Princess’ Man, and Dream
High is nuanced, perceptive, and has
personal agency. On the other hand, Korean television has a long tradition of
Bong Uris—dim-witted but cheerful girls who are limply swept along in other
people’s stories instead of making stories of their own. They are fatal flaws,
one and all. (I'm talking about you, Gil Ra Im from Secret
Garden.)
Can You Hear My Heart? isn’t the first time a female lead has destroyed any enjoyment I might
have had watching a show. The 2006 drama Lovers is known far and wide for the chemistry between its
leads, but I was too busy wanting to slap some sense into the airheaded Yoon Mi
Jo to appreciate it. Idiot point the first: She’s a doctor, but decides to
specialize in plastic surgery because she doesn’t want to be involved in life
or death cases. As Kanye West can tell you, just because you’re fixing someone’s
boobs doesn’t mean they can’t die as a result of your actions. Idiot point the
second: When you want to sell your father’s orphanage to open your own plastic surgery
practice, you should spend a bit more time
thinking about your priorities as a human being. Idiot point the third: When
gangsters are fighting in a dark, secluded parking garage, you should probably
make yourself scarce rather than lurking nearby to eavesdrop.
Appropriately enough, the actress who played Yoon Mi Jo
suffered from another fatal Kdrama flaw: too much plastic surgery. Her crazy
doe eyes are so clearly not of nature that I spent most of this series
wondering why she’d do such a thing to herself, rather than watching her act.
The entertainment industry may be full of people who have had work done, but
some of them respect the fine line between a subtle touch up and turning
yourself into a Pixar character.
Me Too, Flower also
featured a lead actor who’s had a few too many visits to the plastic surgeon. Phasers were clearly set to "bland" during Lee Ji Ah’s operations—they polished away any hint of distinctiveness or personality her face may once have had. And as far as acting goes, she proves that it’s almost impossible to use manmade facial features to express natural emotion.
I wanted to love this show from the writer of the fabulous My Lovely Sam Soon and What’s Up Fox, but between Cha Bong Sun’s animatronic good looks, a largely unlikeable cast of characters, and the drama’s listless, disjointed plot, it was hard to get involved. Me Too, Flower’s only saving graces are the character of Seo Jae Hee and the actor who plays him, Yoon Shi Yoon. Jae Hee has a makjang history littered with dead parents and a tragic accident, but Yoon Shi Yoon creates from this standard-issue backstory a character of touching emotional vulnerability and charm.
I wanted to love this show from the writer of the fabulous My Lovely Sam Soon and What’s Up Fox, but between Cha Bong Sun’s animatronic good looks, a largely unlikeable cast of characters, and the drama’s listless, disjointed plot, it was hard to get involved. Me Too, Flower’s only saving graces are the character of Seo Jae Hee and the actor who plays him, Yoon Shi Yoon. Jae Hee has a makjang history littered with dead parents and a tragic accident, but Yoon Shi Yoon creates from this standard-issue backstory a character of touching emotional vulnerability and charm.
Weirdly, the male lead of Can You Hear My Heart? was originally scheduled to star in Me
Too, Flower, but backed out after an
injury. I’m glad he did, and not just because Yoon Shi Yoon did such a good job
with the role. The other characters in Can You Hear My Heart? spent a lot of time marveling at Cha Dong Joo’s “milky”
skin tone, but I think modern science may have had an uncomfortable hand here,
too—the actor’s improbable whiteness is so extreme that he looks more like one
of the ghoulish cave-dwellers from the British horror movie The
Descent than a person. Put him
together with the actress who played Me Too, Flower’s lead, and you might as well
just animate the thing. Computer-generated characters are bound to look more
lifelike than those two.
A lot can be overlooked for the sake
of compelling, relatable characters and actors. But whatever their merits, these three dramas dropped the ball and never recovered from their fatal flaws.