Thursday, December 20, 2012

Drama Review: The Thousandth Man (2012)



Grade: C+

Category
Supernatural romance sitcom; 16 half-hour episodes

What it’s about
Gu Mi Jin is a nine-tailed fox who lives in human form with her newly human mother and sister. Like so many other Kdrama heroines, she’s desperate for love, but she’s got bigger plans for her soulmate than couples rings: she’ll die in three months if she doesn’t eat the liver of her thousandth man. Naturally, not just any guy will do, so she's on the prowl for “the one.”

First impression
My first-ever drama short is proving to be a goofy, upbeat romp with the added bonus of an intriguing central concept. It’s light as air, but not necessarily in a bad way.

Final verdict
Episodic and insubstantial, The Thousandth Man brings the mythical gumiho into the modern urban world, surrounding its family of foxes with spas and playgrounds and the petty concerns of humans. There’s little otherworldly magic about them, and being a gumiho seems to largely involve superhuman speed and the ability to spontaneously turn into a femme fatale, suddenly sprouting a pleather catsuit, glamorous red fingernails, and a smoky eye suitable for a night out on the town.

Like most Korean sitcoms I’ve seen, The Thousandth Man’s production values aren’t especially different from straight-up Kdramas. There’s no laugh track and it looks like every other show on the air. But in addition to shorter episode running times, it seems that most Korean sitcoms feature lots of characters, each with a little snippet of story that’s only explored on a superficial, comedic level. Even the impending death of this show’s heroine is mostly played for madcap laughs rather than the angsty tears that would be inevitable in a drama version of this story.

There are moments of sophistication here, notably seen in Gu Mi Jin’s appreciation of how much the people, geography, and language of Korea have changed in her thousand-year life. Unlike our current crop of time-travel dramas, The Thousandth Man acknowledges how fundamentally different everything in the world has become, “changing more in the past 90 years than it did in the past 900,” as one character puts it. The show even goes so far as to make Gu Mi Jin’s Joseon-era journal utterly uninteligable to people who haven’t specifically studied old Korean. The story also touches on another gumiho who’s so jaded and tired of living in the world she’s not even sure she wants to live on as a human. (In my dream drama retelling of this story, she’d be the lead.)

On the other hand, the show’s mythology could have used more development: It never manages to explain how the gumiho family has managed to live for so long without anyone noticing that they don’t age. It also never really clarifies what becoming a human means for a gumiho. When they eat that final liver, do they start the clock ticking on a normal human lifespan? Could they have babies? Do they lose their eyeshadowed alter egos? And what’s the big deal about becoming a human anyway, when the only drawback of being a gumiho is a taste for organ meats and nine lovely (but easily concealed) tails?

The Thousandth Man also suffers from a frustratingly naive and uninteresting female lead. She refuses to eat the liver of any man who doesn’t love her and volunteer to be consumed, but the show leaves her almost totally out of the transaction. Her emotions and motivations—beyond whatever starry-eyed Joseon chick-lit she read growing up—are at best glossed over. What must it be like to make someone love you and then kill them, genuinely believing it’s the noble thing to do? Dull emotions are shown as one of the side-effects of gumiho-hood, but for me this isn’t sufficient to explain away the serious issues surrounding the female lead’s diet.

Far more compelling than Gu Mi Jin are her boy-crazy, former-fox sister and their pragmatic mother, who loves and wants the best for her girls, just like moms everywhere. These two get less screen time, but they still manage to be the most memorable thing about the show. Also high on the fun-o-meter are a series of Joseon flashbacks that show Gu Mi Jin and her sister as girls.

For someone who’s drawn to romantic comedies, I suspect The Thousandth Man would be a fun twist on the standard plotline. For melo-obsessed me, it was like a plate of salad to a gumiho: I could get it down, but it wasn’t what I really wanted.

Random thoughts
Episode 2. Did Anna Nicole Smith teach us nothing? The obvious answer here is to find some old, practically dead guy who will be so happy to hook up with a hot girl that he’ll give her anything—including his liver. Or, failing that, meeting Sisyphus, who could have donated all thousand livers himself.

Episode 4. I hope the female lead’s wardrobe isn’t an indication that 80s fashions are coming back into style. I already spent one decade dressed like Stacy from the Babysitters Club, and it was more than enough.

Episode 4. Isn’t the cute basketball player a little young for the lead's sister? 985 years is a pretty significant age difference for a noona romance, after all.

Episode 4. On what planet does it make sense to only eat the livers of good guys who are willing to die for love? Wouldn’t a thoughtful gumiho exclusively eat bad-guy liver, Dexter-style? I guess this show's lead is looking to Darwin out the sweet portion of Korea’s male population. Pity, because as Song Joon Ki knows all too well, there just aren't enough nice guys in this world.

Episode 7. The thousandth sign that I watch too much Kdrama? I’m starting to recognize where things were filmed. And I don’t mean, “Oh, look...there’s Namsan Tower!” It’s more like “I think I know that shrub.” Case in point: the male lead’s house in this drama was also used to film I'm Sorry, I Love You.

Watch it

You might also like
My Girlfriend is a Gumiho, for its cute and funny gumiho shenanigans

The episodic romances of Twelve Men in a Year

12 comments:

  1. Sounds like something that would annoy me greatly.. Amanda dear, I'm so happy you've volunteered to screen so many of these dramas for me. Your noble sacrifice is much appreciated. ;)

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    1. The really sad thing is that I'm a glutton for punishment—I hardly ever drop a show that has an appealing concept.

      When I'm on my deathbed and my life is flashing before my eyes, do I really want it to be composed of mediocre Korean dramas? (Good Korean dramas would be another story, of course...)

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    2. You're so much more diligent than I am. The list of dramas I've dropped is probably four or five times longer than dramas I've finished. 16 hours is too much of a commitment for me if I don't like something, haha.

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    3. In this scenario, you should replace "diligent" with "OCD" ;) I want to know how this drama stuff works so badly that I'll happily put up with crap, just so I can figure out exactly *why* it's crap.

      On the bright side, this show was actually only 8 hours. So there's that, at least.

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  2. Amanda,

    Thanks for the review. I'll put this one toward the bottom of my list. There are too many others that receive great reviews. They will keep me busy for a while. My Girlfriend is a Gumiho was excellent. I understand Lee Seung Gi is going to be in a drama that is the male version of it. Can't wait!

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    1. Ohhhh...a male version of a gumiho? Would that be a guymiho? ;) I'll have to keep an eye out for that drama—I really like Lee Seung Gi.

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  3. I actually watched the first episode of this when it premiered, before it was subbed. Only my love of Lee Chun-hee could get me through, I think. I'm not sure why I didn't take to it, but something about it irritated me. Reading your review made me glad I didn't bother sticking with it or rewatch after it was subbed. Too bad. I was hoping it would be a better show. Oh, well.

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    1. It had some interesting points, at least. And Lee Chun Hee was probably the best-looking male lead of the year, as far as I'm concerned. I've never seen him in anything else, so this was something of a discovery.

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    2. If you're into family dramas, you should check out Smile, You. The only thing that stopped me finishing it was its length (45 episodes) but Lee Chun-hee is awesomely hilarious and cute in it and its main couple is adorable beyond words. I saw 2/3 of it last year and it was totally worth the time spent, but then I had to go back to school and lost the time to watch the rest. I should probably do that...

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