According to last week’s poll on the subject, I seem to have a mandate to post a snarky, quippy rundown of the probable bedtime prowess of some of my favorite Kdrama characters.
No matter how many
people voted, the ratio always stayed about the same: 90 percent of
visitors were in favor of me besmirching my soul with naughty
discussion on the topic of lovemaking and the Kdrama male, and 10 percent were not. (What kind of funny math Google uses in its Blogger polls is another issue altogether.)
To the 10 percent:
I apologize. And to the 90 percent, I also apologize.
“Get off, you jerk. Gross! I didn’t mean it that way...” |
Answer Me, 1997, Yoon
Yoon Jae: Well, we know Si Won didn’t find him all that memorable...
Big, Kang Kyung Joon: Once Gil Da Ran resolves some sticky questions (e.g., Is it
illegal and/or cradle robbing if he’s currently inhabiting the body
of an adult?), I’m sure he’d come through for her.
Boys over Flowers, Goo
Joon Pyo: Easily frustrated and sometimes childish, it would be a
rocky start. I’m sure things would take a turn for the better once
he got some practical advice from his more experienced friends.
Cheongdamdong Alice, Cha
Seung Jo: He rushes to kiss. He rushes to propose. What else
would he rush?
“I love you, Choi Han Gyul. And so does some random blogger named Amanda” |
Coffee Prince, Choi Han Gyul: He loves Eun Chan for exactly who she is, and he’ll do anything for her. A good time will almost certainly be had by all.
Flower Boy Next Door, Enrique
Geum: This show has taught Enrique that being slow and patient
is the best way into a woman’s heart. Being a quick study, he’d
eventually realize this applies to other body parts as well.
A Gentleman’s Dignity really captions itself, doesn’t it? |
A Gentleman’s Dignity, Kim
Do Jin: If you’re into bondage, he’s the man for you—his love
for making girls powerless and uncomfortable probably carries over
into his bedroom habits.
Heartstrings, Lee
Shin: He’s pushy, domineering, and wants to control his female lead
as if she were a child. Sorry, Lee Kyu Won—good thing Enrique Geum
is in your future, huh?
I Do, I Do, Park Tae Kang: Young, eager, and grateful isn’t a bad combination in the
bedroom, or anywhere else.
I Miss You, Han
Jung Woo: Everything would be fine until he screamed your mother’s
name. Then, not so much.
“I’m not visiting you in prison if you get caught sleeping with an underage starlet. Just FYI.” |
I Need Romance, Kim
Sung Soo: Frank and candid about what he likes and what you might
like. A great communicator often means great sex—too bad about
that whole cheating thing.
I Need Romance, 2011, Yoon
Suk Hyun: Prone to secret keeping and the silent treatment. What’s
the fun in that?
King2Hearts, Prince
Lee Jae Ha: He’d better be good, because the pressure to produce an
heir and a spare would be pretty intense. Even shagging gets old if
you do too much of it.
Ma Boy, Irene/Hyun
Wo: What do women want? After pretending to be one for more than a
year, he might just have an idea. You’d probably get tired of him
wanting to wear your heels all the time, though.
Nice Guy, Kang
Maru: He’s a former gigolo. You know what they say—Practice makes
perfect.
“I don’t care how important he is to you— If he tries to conduct this, I’m out of here.” |
Operation Proposal, Kang
Baek Ho: Skip it. You’d be too busy worrying that his creepy dead
dad was watching from the other side to enjoy yourself.
Padam Padam, Lee
Gook Soo: In America we have something called the Mile High Club.
He’s got the wings for it, among other things.
Pasta,
Choi Hyung Wook: Demanding and bossy (think John Hamm in the
beginning of Bridesmaids),
but he could make you a killer spaghetti e olio afterward.
Playful Kiss, Baek
Seung Jo: Selfish and hypercritical are not the key
personality traits of a great lover. (On the other hand, the show
establishes that he’s good at everything he does without putting in
any effort whatsoever...so maybe it wouldn’t be so bad after all.)
“What do you mean? How do you know I’ll love it?” |
Secret Garden, Kim
Joo Won: Once again, practice would win the day. We know what he was
really doing with
himself every off-screen second he was in her body.
Queen In-hyun’s Man, Kim
Bong Do: After he bones up on the subject at the local library,
you’ll be good to go with this dreamy Joseon scholar.
The Snow Queen, Han
Tae Woong: There’s at least one person will who will never know,
because she decided to die a virgin instead. Sigh.
Soulmate, Shin
Dong Wook: No feedback required—he can literally read your mind.
Spring Waltz, Yoon
Jae Ha: Pianists know what to do with their hands, right?
Spring Waltz, Philip:
He looks so great, it may not even matter if he’s any good.
Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Lee
Sun Joon: After reading all those dirty books and spending episode
after episode staring at her lips, we know where things would start
off. I suspect this also means they’d end up well, though.
Clearly true, especially if by “side” he’s referring to “side of the bed.” |
Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Moon
Jae Shin: The night of your life, if you could ever pry him away from Goo
Yong Ha.
Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Goo
Yong Ha: The night of your life, if you could ever him away from Moon Jae
Shin.
The World That They Live In, Jeong
Ji Oh: He’d want to tape it, and that shit always ends
up on the Internet.
buahahahaha, good stuff!!! :)
ReplyDeleteReally, really good Amanda! We'll have to get you to do more of these.
ReplyDeleteOh, by the way, I started a blog. It's called Korean Mania by Elaine. I don't try to review dramas, just talk about them and my personal experiences relating to my obsession. I leave the "professional reviews" to you. If you have a chance check it out.
Congratulations for joining the true ranks of obsessive Kdrama fans, those who are actually insane enough to blog about it ;) What's the link? I'd love to read it.
DeletePlease remember it's my first time! http://mejackson1.blogspot.com/
DeleteAlso, ladies, to put a bit of a downer on the topic, I recently saw a compilation of penis size by country and, unfortunately, Korean men don't score very high. This is a short 14 second You Tube video that says it all. Of course that won't stop my fantasies!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-UDOv2Hp6g
how about eric in que sera sera? one of the sexiest dramas, i think. you should also check out jo in sung! H.O.T.! both in what happened in bali and that winter, the wind blows. :)
ReplyDeleteI actually thought Eric in Que Sera Sera would be good for the same reasons as Kang Maru...he was a pro, so must have some mad skills. (Also, he's so outlandishly hot I'm surprised my TV didn't melt in response to all the kissing scenes.)
DeleteI didn't really like What Happened in Bali (and I bet both the male leads were terrible lays, on top of the show being icky), but I'm definitely looking forward to Jo In Sung in That Winter, the Wind Blows. He looks like he stepped out of a painting by a Dutch Master in the promos.
That whole body switch thing did make me wonder maaaany a time.. Lol. I love how you give SKKS three shots to get it right xD
ReplyDeleteThey made such a big deal out of showering in Secret Garden, but how about all the other bodily functions he might have been involved with? The funniest possible scene would have involved her schooling him on the fine art of tampon use.
DeleteI have never spent so much time dwelling on this post's topic as I did when watching SKKS =X (At least I didn't sink so low here as to discuss the possibility of all three at once. Which was under rather avid consideration at the time.)
(Wait! I just sunk that low!)
(Damn.)
There's a few others that I thought were in the "a good time will be had by all" category: JG and SMR in City Hall (in fact, Kim Sun Ah and any of her co-stars), the second leads (JJ and Wang Ji-hye) in Protect the Boss, the leads in Prosecutor Princess and SUFBB, and the OTP from the TD, My Queen.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, there are a few that I know would be disastrous: the leads in You're Beautiful, for example, are mind-numbingly incompatible, as are the leads in Pasta, Heartstrings (now there's a disaster in the making) and Shining Inheritance. Some of our gentlemen just have too many issues to deal with, such as the leads in Who Are You, Rooftop Prince, Personal Taste, and City Hunter, and some of the ladies are just too stiff to ever unbend; the actresses that fall into this category for me are Park Min Young, Park Shin Hye, Kim Ha Neul,Choi Jin Shil, and Gong Hyo-Jin.
I still haven't seen City Hall, but I definitely agree about Protect the Boss. (And Jaejong in general. That's a boy with dedication!)
DeleteWho Are You would be sick, sick, sick. Talk about worrying about fathers being in attendance :b
I think Gong Hyo-Jin and the male lead from Greatest Love would have had some fun. After all, she was all about having a new baby at the end. We know how that happens.
Well, that was the thing about Greatest Love - I felt it was all on Cha Seung Won's shoulders to provide the heat in that show. After seeing him interact with Kim Sun Ah in City Hall, it was a big letdown.
Delete"The Snow Queen, Han Tae Woong: There’s at least one person will who will never know, because she decided to die a virgin instead. Sigh."
ReplyDeleteTHIS! Poor guy, huh? :P
LOL! Fun post! Love that the 90-10 voting ratio held up throughout XD now you KNOW what your readers like, heh!
ReplyDeleteBesides my love for both characters played by Gong Yoo, my favorites were your SKKS ones! <3 All 3 of 'em ;)
HILARIOUS!!!! Thank you!
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