I’m writing today to warn you about a
serious peril now faced by the Kdrama community: Monstar. This
series is violent(ly addictive) and should be considered extremely
dangerous—approach with caution.
Upon
sighting Monstar, keep
your wits about you and immediately seek shelter in an area free of
Internet service. Otherwise, you risk contact with its highly
toxic venom. Early symptoms of exposure include toe-tapping, daydreams about plaid skirts making a comeback for the over 20-set, and an unquenchable thirst for high-school drama. Signs of advanced affliction include reading Soompi’s entire Monstar thread in one sitting, trolling Tumblr for gifs to reblog, and
downloading the show’s OSTs. In some extreme cases, episodes may
even be rewatched.
As
many a horror movie has taught us, it is important to know our enemy. So in the interest of public service, I give you a brief list of
some of Monstar’s
most terrifying traits.
